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My Dad: [sarcastically] Go look outside at your new car. It's in the driveway.
Me: It better be a TARDIS...
My Dad: It's like one.
Me: walks outside and sees a lawnmower in the driveway
Me: It's a lawnmower. How is that like a TARDIS?
My Dad: it can cut through time.
Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 14 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.
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[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
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The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
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AU in which GITF is just a horrible nightmare and never actually happened
i hope she’s still mad at him anyway like that thing of when someone is a jerk in a dream and you see them and you’re like I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULDN’T LOAN ME MONEY FOR FRENCH FRIES YOU DICK!!! and they’re like …what? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID and what you did was some goddamn horrible decisions in pre-revolutionary france (via allrightfine)
can someone write this please?? ;)
So when she wakes up the very first thing she does is find himand really it’s lucky that she wore pajams when she went to bed because her mind was SO far away from considering whether or not she’s decen that she would have run straight into his room starkers But anyway She doesn’t have far to go because his room is just down the hall (always has been since her very first night in the TARDIS) She pulls open the door and he’s sitting upblinking and rubbing his eyes and looking adorably confused and she walks right up to him and smacks his arm Oi! he exclaims and rubs it what’s that for? And she glares at him and says THAT’S FOR LEAVING ME ON A SPACESHIP WITH BLOODY MURDER ROBOTS SO YOU CAN HAVE A SHAG IN PRE-REVOLUTIONARY FRANCE (via isilienelenihin)
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Caution, the footage may be extremely unsettling to some viewers.
oh my god WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THAT THIS IS A SICK SICK WORLD
i’m crying
hide the children
if u don’t reblog this i’m judging u x
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THE POLICE TURNED UP BECAUSE MY FRIENDS HAMSTER EXPLODED AND WE PUT IT IN THE GUTTER AND THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND THE POLICE ARE HERE WHAT DO I DO
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT DO WE DO
HOW DO YOU EXPLODE A HAMSTER WHAT
IT WAS IN THE MICROWAVE DON’T ASK WHY I JUST TURNED AROUND AND IT WAS DEAD????
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The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
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Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here
Nine and Rose were up here
The same day, two different regenerations
why am i crying
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