My Dad: [sarcastically] Go look outside at your new car. It's in the driveway.
Me: It better be a TARDIS...
My Dad: It's like one.
Me: walks outside and sees a lawnmower in the driveway
Me: It's a lawnmower. How is that like a TARDIS?
My Dad: it can cut through time.
Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 14 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.
THE POLICE TURNED UP BECAUSE MY FRIENDS HAMSTER EXPLODED AND WE PUT IT IN THE GUTTER AND THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND THE POLICE ARE HERE WHAT DO I DO
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT DO WE DO
HOW DO YOU EXPLODE A HAMSTER WHAT
IT WAS IN THE MICROWAVE DON’T ASK WHY I JUST TURNED AROUND AND IT WAS DEAD????